This is an archive of stuff I’ve written for Red News over the last few years. It’s not a blog and I’m not a blogger. I’m not interested in writing for your blog either – unless it’s really good and you want to pay me. Feel free to get in touch via the form below with any praise, abuse, questions, proposals or random conspiracy theories.

Please note: this website is strictly for entertainment purposes and is in no way affiliated with Manchester United Football Club.

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