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Accidents Will Happen

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Considering United ended last season with just 2 wins from the final 12 games, I suppose 1 win out of 4 so far this season does represent an improvement of sorts. This isn’t an attempt to dress things up or put a spin on events, it’s just an accurate summary of the situation in which we find ourselves. Forgive me for stating the obvious but I think many reds still need a reality check on exactly where we’re at. The team remains an inconsistent mess and people expecting a major improvement on last season are going to be feeling a tad underwhelmed over the next few months.

Misguided pre-season optimism will always be a thing but I think many people took leave of their senses this summer – which intensified further following the unexpected hammering of Chelsea on opening weekend. A couple of assists don’t suddenly make Pogba a fully-engaged and disciplined midfield leader, the same as Marcus Rashford coolly slotting home a one-on-one doesn’t make him a deadly, composed finisher. What we witnessed versus Chelsea was the exception, rather than the norm. Unfortunately, the reality of United’s ongoing struggles remains unchanged for the most part.

That’s not to say there aren’t some grounds for optimism. The 3 summer signings look to have settled in quite well, but only time will tell if their influence alone can prompt any kind of effect on the overall (typically sloth-like) dynamism of the team. Still, an energetic right back with an eye for a tackle and a composed central-defender are more than welcome. It’s a step in the right direction, but it’s fledging baby steps rather than the great leap forwards we were hoping for when Ole first mentioned plans for a re-build last season.

Awww. Then there’s Daniel James, bless his cotton socks. Smiling away like Frodo Baggins, fresh from the Shire and a picture of doe-eyed innocence and youthful optimism. I look at him now basking in the August sunshine after scoring screamers and can only fear for what lies ahead – the poor sod will be a hollowed-out shell of a man after a few months in our dressing room. It’ll start off with something innocuous like wearing a baseball cap back-to-front, then he’ll develop a taste for anodyne RnB and before you know it he’ll be a full-scale dab merchant dripping in expensive jewellery with a summer DJ residency in Dubai. Graeme Souness should organise an intervention before it’s too late.

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Talking of dab merchants, when is penny going to drop with Solskjaer that Pogba isn’t a holding midfielder? Please let it happen quickly as it’s becoming painful to watch him staggering around in the centre circle, targeted by the opposition who’re acutely aware he wants 5 touches before he attempts to move the ball on. Since we’re intent on keeping him here against his will for another season then let’s play him further forward where we might actually see him in his most effective position. Admittedly, this is made more difficult given we don’t have the requisite midfield quality to effectively complement him… but the point still stands nonetheless.

Thankfully we’ve seen some decisive moves in shipping out some players since I bemoaned our inability to do so last month. Lukaku, Sanchez, Smalling and Darmian all departed for Serie A, some evidence of ruthlessness and a desire to strip of squad of deadwood and underperforming high earners at long last. We’ll have to gloss over the fact this leaves us woefully short of numbers for the current campaign. This much-needed surgery had to begin sometime, though as soon as we rack up a few injuries we’re going to look horrendously threadbare. A handful have now left this summer and being kind I’d say we need rid of another dozen or so of this current squad – it’ll take another 2-3 years to make that happen.

There isn’t any quick fix or single catalyst who can change United’s fortunes. Hoping another Cantona might arrive and liberate the existing squad’s potential is futile. This isn’t 1992, the present situation is more akin to 1986. Gary Neville called it right when he said the most important thing at present is to instil a culture change and assemble a group of players who actually want be here. Pogba may be our best player on paper, but regardless of his talent and self-belief, he doesn’t have any intention in stepping up and becoming the foundation of this proposed re-build. I’d have binned him this summer, personally. He’ll remain a distracting subplot for another 9 months and then we’ll be rid of him for good, fingers crossed.

According to several high-profile twitter non-entities, we shouldn’t even be debating our first world footballing woes because clubs lower down the football pyramid are facing financial ruin. I’m sorry, but that doesn’t shift my conscience in the slightest. Whilst the situation at Bury and Bolton is undoubtedly tragic for those affected, United fans don’t require any schooling on the consequences of financial rape and pillage by unwanted owners. We don’t expect any sympathy from the ‘football family’ (sic) for our current problems and the same banter merchants blaming us for their clubs’ predicaments would be dancing in the streets should we ever find ourselves in similarly dire straits.

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No apologies for sounding harsh or glib here, but the idea that United should feel obliged to offer indefinite financial support due to our geographic proximity is nonsensical. As most are aware, FC United were tenants of Bury for a full decade, paying £5000 per game for that privilege up until 2015. That’s a million quid right there in rent alone, and that’s before you factor in the car parking, bar takings and food receipts that FC were also obliged to hand over. Presumably, MUFC also payed rent for each of the seasons United reserves played at Gigg Lane; and the internet loudmouths haven’t been around long enough to remember the regular bucket collections that took place at the OT turnstiles on previous occasions Bury almost went bust.

All in all, at a conservative estimate that totals over £2 million in Bury’s coffers from MUFC or MUFC-related causes over the last 20 years, not an insignificant sum by any means. The simplistic notion that the uncaring behemoth down the road idly sat back and watched them die has a nice headline-grabbing, heartstring-tugging ring to it. Crucially, since United are viewed as being complicit in Bury’s fate, the story guarantees clickbait traction at the expense of detailed reporting of the financial mismanagement and catastrophic failings that became endemic at the club. Why bother digging into that when there’s more to be gained from giving MUFC a good kicking?

As for having sympathy with Bolton Wanderers’ travails, I’d happily set up a standing order and donate each month if it would somehow guarantee their extinction at some point.

Copyright Red News – September 2019

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Burning Down The House

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“I will be successful here. There are players here that won’t be part of that.” Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, 21st April 2019

“I might just have a look at him again because if he has changed as I think he has… he might have a career here.” Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, 16th July 2019

Welcome back, readers. Good summer? Did you marvel at the spirit of those brave Lionesses? Were you surfing the wave of national pride instilled by the Cricket World Cup win? Were you one of the 17 attendees of the #glazersout protest at OT last month? Very nice. Settle yourself down and let’s crack on with a brief appraisal of the summer’s transfer dealings prior to what’s set to be another… erm… season in the history of Manchester United Football Club.

To nobody’s surprise, the great summer re-build of 2019 began slowly and never quite gathered pace. The demolition crew got called to another job and somebody forgot to order a skip, presumably. Ander ‘antithesis of the modern footballer’ Herrera went to PSG for a huge payday and Valencia packed his bags for Ecuador at long last… so as things stand it’s pretty much as you were. Having ended last season fantasising about a bloody cull of a dozen or so serial wasters, disappointingly, Woodward appeared to set about this task brandishing a dessert spoon.

At the time of writing, neither of the gruesome twosome of Pogba and Lukaku have been shifted. Both made noises and there were certainly clubs interested, but no one came up with the money funnily enough. As regards Lukaku, if Inter Milan did offer a reported £54M then I’ve no idea why United didn’t snatch their hand off. Just because United vastly overpaid 2 years ago doesn’t mean we should be so presumptuous to expect his next club to do similar. I don’t care about him offering a guaranteed 20 goals a season either, we miss out on at least another 30 due to him tripping over his own feet every 5 minutes.

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Pogba’s forlorn attempt to force a move was every bit of half-hearted as one of his typical performances. If you’re going to style yourself as some nomadic, hired-gun big bollocks a’la Zlatan, then your football has to back that up. £120M fee, £350K a week wages and a £20M Raiola dividend represents an astronomical outlay and should guarantee a return. The fact Madrid prioritised 4-5 other players before turning their attention towards him spoke volumes on how United’s abysmal ROI hasn’t gone unnoticed. Neymar is similarly tainted now too, he comes with that much baggage that willing suitors are thin on the ground.

Whilst we’re on the subject of Pogba and Lukaku, if the pair do remain at the club this season, I’ll make the prediction now that this won’t be the last time I’ll be having a pop at them. I’d better be careful, however. It’s been suggested on social media that United supporters’ criticisms of certain underperforming players carry racist undertones. Presumably this has lain dormant for years whilst the likes of McGrath, Ince, Cole, Yorke, Ferdinand and Evra were universally lauded, only to be unleashed in a ball of pent-up rage and frustration now the team struggles down in 6th place.

I made the mistake of engaging some random on twitter on this subject a couple of months back. He was an intelligent guy who was adamant that race was one of the reasons behind the onslaught of criticism Lingard and Pogba regularly face. I don’t believe that there’s any racial motive behind any such criticism, personally –  but I wasn’t going to win this argument as the lad in question happened to be black. It was a genuine ‘check yourself’ moment as I found myself about to tell a black guy what did and what didn’t constitute racism. Clearly, I was hopelessly out of my depth and not fancying an internet pile-on, I extricated myself from the conversation as quickly as possible.

Just so we’re clear then (if it ever needed pointing out), when I’m calling Lingard a dick, I’m calling him a dick because he’s a dick. I’m not singling him out for abuse because I’ve got a small platform on which I can push a long-suppressed racist agenda onto a load of easily-influenced, potential white supremacists. Although there’s plenty of groups openly peddling that kind of nonsense in 2019, it’s a bit of a stretch to suggest United fans’ criticism of players is fuelled by an undercurrent of Infowars-style populism amongst our support. Sorry, not having it.

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As regards incoming players, despite being linked with just about everyone in Europe, deals have been concluded at a breathtakingly slow pace. As of fanzine deadline day (last Saturday), we’ve signed only Daniel James and Aaron Wan-Bissaka. However, yesterday saw news break that Harry Maguire will be announced in due course and the proposed Dybala-Lukaku swap deal is still up in the air.

Whilst there’s a couple of capable defensive additions there, with a little over a week to go until the Chelsea game the squad still looks dangerously imbalanced. Currently we have Pogba, McTominay, Matic, Lingard and Mata… and that’s about it. If we start the season with just 5 established midfielders (I’m not counting Fred, Pereira and Sanchez) then by the middle of September I predict we’re going to be seeing Jones or Rojo featuring there. If that thought doesn’t scare the shit out of you too, then you’re either incredibly brave or completely deranged.

No one was expecting last season’s dysfunctional mess to be fixed in a single transfer window, but I can’t help feeling we’re quickly going to regret the soporific approach to squad re-structuring that’s been in evidence. Much needed pruning of deadwood like Darmian and Rojo has failed to materialise, which makes it all the more frustrating how each received undeserved, extended terms in the vain hope of maximising returns from potential buyers. As predicted at the time, we appear to be stuck with the pair indefinitely as no other club appears to be in the slightest bit interested.

Ole may well publicly bemoan the “hard” market and shortened transfer window, but surely the club should have anticipated what was awaiting them this summer? United are no longer in an exalted position where they can bully the likes of Leicester and Newcastle into reluctantly selling their prized assets. No club in the Premier League is in a position where they are are forced to sell because everybody is stinking rich now. United have spent years extolling the virtues of their commercial acumen and infinite revenue streams; rather than making a statement and demonstrating a genuine desire to get back to the game’s pinnacle, most of this summer has instead been spent splashing about and treading water.

Copyright Red News – August 2019

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Ball of Confusion

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Firstly, I’d better explain that this was written in the aftermath of Barcelona at home, so in case there was a repeat of the le miracle de Paris during the return leg, I’ll apologise now for not being psychic. As it is, I’m left to comment on what transpired at OT the other night and as you can probably guess, I wasn’t exactly blown away by the performance served up.

The night started with my old man accusing me of being ‘miserable’ because I expressly stated during our journey to the ground that I wasn’t particularly enthused by the prospect of seeing Messi again. My Dad loves football. As well as supporting United for 50+ years he’s got a genuine affinity with Celtic and Barca too. Whereas me on the other hand, I actively dislike any football team that isn’t Manchester United.

Why would I feel excited about seeing Messi again when I’ve already seen him play a handful of times including 2 x European Cup finals when he’s made us look like rank amateurs? I know he’s an all-time great who’s racked up 900+ career goals against Osasuna and Levante, but I would honestly rather he were out injured as I’m completely sick of the sight of him in a ‘versus MUFC’ context.

In the days preceding the game there were numerous clips floating about of the meeting with Barcelona back in 1984, when the 58,000 packed inside Old Trafford witnessed one of the greatest nights in the club’s history. As well as marvelling at the fact this game took place a full 35 years ago, I was left pondering the extent to which genuine big European nights have changed during that period.

We all know the atmosphere is routinely crap these days, but previously I consoled myself that OT could still rouse itself when the occasion demanded it. Sadly, Wednesday night confirmed the fact we just can’t do it anymore – regardless of who the opposition is. I know our current team isn’t the greatest but this was still a European Cup QF at home to Barcelona and the ground should have been rocking.

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Being totally honest now, the atmosphere was pretty dire. I’m not comparing it to that night back in ‘84 alone as that would be a ridiculously unfair comparison. We’ve had so many memorable days and nights during those intervening years, but I’m struggling to recall the last time the ground crackled with excitement and the noise generated meant your ears were still ringing the next day. Sadly, such occasions have gone for good now, they really have. We were privileged to have been around when Old Trafford was something special.

Watching the opposition dominate possession has become routine over the last few years. After taking an early lead, unlike PSG or Juventus, Barca didn’t attempt to rub our noses in it and instead seemed content with stopping us scoring. Not too onerous a task when considering we’d managed just a solitary goal in the 4 previous Champions League home games this season. Watching Barca keep the ball with zero fuss and routine efficiency demonstrated just how far United are from their level. Half of our players are utterly terrified of the ball and we were incapable of stringing 3 passes together for much of the evening.

Pogba, once again, was absolutely appalling and failed to make any impression whatsoever. Despite Solskjaer’s hopes of keeping this prize bellend onside and building a team around him, it would make far more sense to take whatever money is offered for him this summer. Unfortunately, my guess is that there’ll be no firm enquiries from either Madrid or Barca because neither are daft enough to spend £100M+ on a very average midfielder who delivers so little so consistently. If you think I’m being overly harsh then more fool you. Phil Neville was a more consistent big-game, midfield performer than this clown.

‘His excellency’ was merely anonymous, however. The most inept performance award yet again went to Ashley Young, who’s fast using up any goodwill he’s earned with his wholehearted yet typically underwhelming stint at fullback over the last few years. I’m so bored of watching Young toil away, squandering possession week after week after week. He’s now reached that same stage in his career where Gary Neville realised his time was up and promptly retired with credibility still intact. The penny hasn’t dropped with either Young or the United hierarchy, unfortunately. Christ knows why he’s been given a new contract because it’s only going to get even more embarrassing for all concerned from this point.

After 4 defeats in the last 5 games, the one positive bit of news this week was that Ander Herrera could be leaving at the end of the season. We might have worse players on the books but if the club don’t cave and reward a 29 year old with a 4 year, 200K per week deal then that’s a step in the right direction as far as I’m concerned. He’s nothing special and he never has been. Shipping him out as well as a few more of the 6/10 crew would make for a very positive summer’s business.

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Still, all the usual gripes aside, we’re still in the game and we go to the Nou Camp with an outside chance of causing an upset. Stranger things have happened already this season as we’ve come away from both Turin and Paris with very unlikely victories having been given the run-around at Old Trafford. Surely it can’t happen again? Probably not, but I’ll be keeping everything crossed hoping for another freakish thunderbolt of divine intervention.

Leeds look like they’re getting promoted, City are set to win a domestic treble at the very least… and if they don’t then Liverpool will win the title. Both Liverpool and City are very well placed to reach the Champions League semi-finals. There’s a head-wrecking set of variables in place here that are pointing towards a testing next few weeks followed by a potentially horrific summer. It’s probably too late but we need to try and stop the unthinkable happening.

Help us, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. You’re our only hope.

Copyright Red News – April 2019

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